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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
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 Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject: ITT I answer your questions about Italy |
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Because everyone has questions about Italy.
Feel free to ask about our inability of getting rid of the Vatican, and such.
Also about why our country has the biggest cellphone/person rate of the entire fucking planet, and why we are buying SO MUCH PS3s. |
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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
Location: metrosexual, metrovania
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:03 pm |
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| inmatarian wrote: |
| Is it true what I heard about that travelling Italian Family Act called The Aristocrats? |
Sorry, please expose further.
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| Is it true that an italian threesome includes two hairy brothers? |
I like my sexual intercourse as I like my games.
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| I hear Italy is pretty beautiful? |
ONLY EVERY NEW MOON
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Is it true that Italian men can't get married because they refuse to move out of their mothers' houses?
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Unfortunately not. Nowadays you can get married inside your mother's house. so WATCH OUT
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| can you confirm that for every one tourist there are two gypsies with three shanks? |
It's the reasonable quantity of social operators. See, we have a pretty big tourism that way
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| Why can't you get rid of the Vatican? I mean aside from the fact that it is technically an independent nation and that would be, like, a war crime or something. |
My brother, the Vatican won the war in 1992 and told the entire Italian population to inhabitate its mainland. Them are some dark times for sure.
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Why do you say Ragazzi all the time?
Also, I did find this hilarious thing in one of your bookstores: |
Why do you say GUISE all the time?
Furries abducted our Prime Minister ;_;
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| Why haven't your football teams been banned from European competition yet? |
See that part above about the Vats.
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How the fuck did you guys learn to drive like that? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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Me make scooter fuel from oysters. |
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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
Location: metrosexual, metrovania
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:26 pm |
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In Italy, if you don't play pro evo, you're a faggot.
Konami owes us big time. |
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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
Location: metrosexual, metrovania
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:22 am |
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| can you take your people out of new jersey? |
Sure. Not before the end of the semester, though.
crowdy and not by any means cheap ;_;
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Tell me about the freemasons.
And the anti-christ. |
The freemasons are still BEST FRIENDS OF THE GOVERNMENT.
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| On average, do the Italian people find the princess of Monaco to be hawt? |
Only because of the "80s revival" fad.
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| Why did Italians twice elect an arrogant, media-controlling crook prone to Ann Coulter-esque "jokes"? |
You can't make fun of anyone if he hasn't enough power here.
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| How do you find the experience of driving around in your scooter with a loaf of bread sticking out of a basket on the back and saying "ciao"? |
Common. |
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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
Location: metrosexual, metrovania
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:09 pm |
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| Never been to the USA. The sheer pizza quality you can find here (even in the regions that are most far from the south) is fantastic. |
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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:03 am |
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| How is everyone so skinny when there is so much high fat gelato all over? Is it only for tourists? |
We are not so skinny as you have seen.
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| Can we have a party in the duomo the next time I come? |
In Pisa? Sure.
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| How many Mauros do you know? |
None.
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| Do you guys like the Sopranos or is it like watching a video of your son get drunk at a frat party? |
It is definitely a minor league show here. Heroes will hit in September, and House and Lost cleverly beat the shit out of our shitty, shitty tv productions. Shit. |
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monaco
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:15 pm |
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| I turn back here and it's Ireland time? fuck top posts |
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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:09 pm |
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Good pizza tends to be associated with stone ovens.
I know about our teenagers. We surely thought shit of British ones over in UK. |
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