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Vikram Ray

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:37 am Post subject: chris benoit is dead |
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| I don't know if there are any people here who used to be fans of professional wrestling and would therefore care about this, or not, but Chris Benoit and his wife and son were found dead in their home today. This guy was a fucking legend and it's a goddamn enormous loss. RIP. |
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Toto

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Australia
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:40 am |
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What the hell?
Were they murdered, or was it a double suicide or what?
Fuck that's big news. |
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klj5j6li Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:40 am |
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| this is the weirdest news story i think i've ever seen |
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Kappuru forum bishonen

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:43 am |
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I thought benoitren was dead, for a second. _________________
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Vikram Ray

Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:48 am |
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| Toto wrote: |
What the hell?
Were they murdered, or was it a double suicide or what?
Fuck that's big news. |
They haven't released any details, but are investigating it as a possible homicide/suicide or something. |
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Balzac

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:57 am |
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| Kappuru wrote: |
| I thought benoitren was dead, for a second. |
Someone would have had to fly out and put an 8" Haruhi figurine on his grave. _________________
It wasn't homoerotic, but a girl did ask me how much metamphetamines cost, and if they were a powerup in any of the Super Mario Land games.
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GalaxyHead

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Discrimination of male social status by female hamsters
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:57 am |
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| this is the weirdest news story i think i've ever seen |
Phil Hartman, mayhaps? _________________ “We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” - Harry Schoell, Cyclone Power Technologies Inc, in response to erroneous reports about a robot under development. |
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klj5j6li Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:58 am |
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Well Phil Hartman was pretty straight forward, wasn't it? I mean yeah it was horrible, but pretty straight forward.
Wikipedia is saying that neither of the three were shot or stabbed, so it's just like whaaa? |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:58 am |
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| Yeah, this is really odd. The one story i saw on it said that all the police would state was that it WASN't a shooting. Very odd to state that, i think. |
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GalaxyHead

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Discrimination of male social status by female hamsters
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:03 am |
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| Well Phil Hartman was pretty straight forward, wasn't it? I mean yeah it was horrible, but pretty straight forward. |
Well, at the time the news broke it was pretty odd to me. I am sure this will make sense in time too....possibly. _________________ “We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” - Harry Schoell, Cyclone Power Technologies Inc, in response to erroneous reports about a robot under development. |
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klj5j6li Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:07 am |
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| i don't know man this is some phoenix wright shit right here |
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Vikram Ray

Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:12 am |
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| guys Jake 'the Snake' Roberts outlived Chris Benoit. the world is a cruel and lonely place. |
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username

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: parts unknown
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:58 am |
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"The station said that investigators believe the 40-year-old Benoit killed his wife, Nancy, and 7-year-old son, Daniel, over the weekend, then himself on Monday. A neighbor called police, and the bodies were found in three rooms."
Chris Benoit is probably my favorite wrestler of all time, but if true I hope there is a special place in hell for him. _________________ http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/castlevania-sotn/clip1.mp3 |
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Vikram Ray

Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:04 am |
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| My guess is one too many hits to the head. He obviously went completely bonkers. I can't quite damn him to hell for something that was probably beyond his control. or maybe that's just wishful thinking. I just can't believe the guy who nobody on the earth has ever said a bad word about before is suddenly a ruthless killer. |
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108 fairy godmilf

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: oakland, california
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:50 am |
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| boojiboy7 wrote: |
| Yeah, this is really odd. The one story i saw on it said that all the police would state was that it WASN't a shooting. Very odd to state that, i think. |
Stating that it wasn't a shooting doesn't at all say it couldn't have been a suplexing.
Or, uh, just because wrestling is fake doesn't mean this guy couldn't actually kill with those moves.
Really bizarre story. For the weirdest reason, I want to know all the details right now even though I'd never heard of this guy before right now.
It's a real shame when something like this happens. _________________
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username

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: parts unknown
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:28 am |
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All the details so far are this.
The police/investigators at a press conference Monday evening said that it was a double murder/suicide, with Chris benoit killing his wife and child over the weekend and himself on Monday morning. Autopsy takes place Tuesday morning. Police found the "instruments of death" on site, but won't say what they are. They confirmed that it wasn't a shooting or a stabbing.
The chilling part is that the early timeline is that he killed his wife on Saturday, killed his 7 year old son on Sunday, and himself on Monday. If true, it takes a remarkably evil man to sit around for a period of time after killing his wife when he almost certainly had to debate killing his son, which he eventually does.
He missed a ppv Sunday night where he was gonna win a third tier world title (don't ask), which was odd giving that he doesn't miss events ever (18+ years as a wrestler). The company on air said it was for personal reasons, but it is seeming that this was a cover as they just couldn't quite reach him. Apparently this would only be half true as a number of... odd messges he sent his friends in the company Sunday bothered them enough to get a WWE vice president of something to call the police near Benoit house to do a check-up on him, which they did the next day.
That's pretty much it for now. Fucked up story. _________________ http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/castlevania-sotn/clip1.mp3 |
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chriservin22

Joined: 29 May 2007 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:56 am |
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I... wow.
Benoit was (it feels weird writing in the past tense) one of the few people I still cared about in the pro wrestling world. However you feel about the current state of 'sports entertainment' -- I can't imagine many people legitimately enjoying the drivel Vince & co. are producing nowadays -- I do not begrudge the people making their careers from it. One has to really love wrestling to accept the constant physical, financial, and psychological punishment that goes with the territory. Yet no one loved wrestling like Benoit loved wrestling, and I realize now that I loved him - as much as a lapsed wrestling fan can love a person they've never met.
It feels like he was the last link to an older tradition of wrestling, too. As far as I know, he was the last active wrester who trained with Stu Hart.
I'm going to have to find my old copy of WCW/NWO Revenge now. I need to see a series of German suplexes. |
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Endless

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:59 am |
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I know a lot of guys who watch wrestling and I sometimes get coerced into enjoying it as well. Back in the day, Chris Benoit was one of a handful of WCW superstars who made me give half a shit about sweaty staged theatrical fighting as an unknown Middle Schooler.
The Canadian wrestlers were always my favorites. Sad to see another one go the way of Owen Hart.
Oh hey, username. Most people who run out and kill their family and then themselves do so out of some intense mental breakdown, as opposed to, you know, killing everyone for the heck of it.
You ass. _________________
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wackodave

Joined: 24 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:32 am |
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| This is crazy. |
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gooktime

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:03 am |
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| Well, I bet Vince isn't too pleased. |
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Ashura

Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: Far East of Eden
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:09 am |
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| With the whole faking his death thing going on? Yeah. |
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Teflon

Joined: 11 Jan 2007
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:19 pm |
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Police are still investigating what has already been referred to as the bloodiest suplex killing spree since the Metro City Massacre 18 years ago.
The movie rights are going to be worth a fortune. |
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taidan
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:37 pm |
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| I've also heard a few people rumbling about how this event has "exposed" the WWE since Vince had to come out of his fake death plot to honor Chris, and now the face of the industry will be changed now that everyone "knows" it is fake. Had anyone heard something along these lines? I'm kind of curious about it. |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:29 pm |
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| Endless wrote: |
Oh hey, username. Most people who run out and kill their family and then themselves do so out of some intense mental breakdown, as opposed to, you know, killing everyone for the heck of it.
You ass. |
Yeah, I am kinda with Endless on this. Regardless of who Benoit was, usually when a person does this it isn't out of being "evil" but more usually out of being insane for some reason or another. Actually, calling someone evil seems like something people should probably try to avoid, as it brings up whole questions of good and evil that I don't really feel like getting into.
Also, the suplex theory would be the strangest icing on this cake possible, which might make it the best. |
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Predator Goose
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:30 pm |
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Yeah, I was going to say something about the nature of good and evil, but I just think you guys should drop it. Let username use the word "evil" if he wants, he's not necessarily being an ass for it, and drawing attention to the subject distracts from the actual story.
Edit: Incorrectly referenced "endless" as being the one who originally used the word evil. Fixed it. _________________ I can no longer shop happily. |
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Waffen

Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Location: straining on a toilet
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:40 pm |
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I've never heard of the guy (I watched a little wrestling back in college about 8 years ago when Stone Cold was in his prime) but the whole thing is weird.
I imagine he strangled them or snapped their necks if he didn't shoot or stab them.
I wonder if he did any weird stuff with his deceased wife. _________________ PSN Online ID: SylentButDeadly |
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Predator Goose
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:11 pm |
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Oh god no. Struggling mightily not to make jokes in poor taste about "roid rage." _________________ I can no longer shop happily. |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:12 pm |
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| whoa |
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Endless

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:42 pm |
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| taidan wrote: |
| I've also heard a few people rumbling about how this event has "exposed" the WWE since Vince had to come out of his fake death plot to honor Chris, and now the face of the industry will be changed now that everyone "knows" it is fake. Had anyone heard something along these lines? I'm kind of curious about it. |
Wrestling has been exposed as being fake countless times, to the point where most fans watch it more for the over the top theatrics and insane plotlines. Recently I went to a friend's house to watch Wrestlemania, and even though we all knew it was fake and staged you can still yell all you want for your favorite character.
So yeah, the only people still holding onto the idea that wrestling is real are very fringe crazy die-hards. All Vince coming out early does is force them to rewrite some plot points. _________________
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Waffen

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:11 pm |
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hmm
murdering innocent people = evil
mmkay? _________________ PSN Online ID: SylentButDeadly |
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aderack
Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:15 pm |
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| boojiboy7 wrote: |
| Yeah, I am kinda with Endless on this. Regardless of who Benoit was, usually when a person does this it isn't out of being "evil" but more usually out of being insane for some reason or another. Actually, calling someone evil seems like something people should probably try to avoid, as it brings up whole questions of good and evil that I don't really feel like getting into. |
It's a pretty macho thing to do; the kind of thing you might expect from... oh, a wrestler. And it's not really that uncommon, as terrifying as that might sound.
There are basically two ways it goes: either the man gets himself into shit he feels he can't get himself out of (usually financial) and feels that without him around his family would suffer, so he offs everyone at a go out of some stupid fucking ego/pride thing, or you get a situation where the man accidentally kills his wife, say, then says "oh shit, my life is over". Then see above.
In this case, the latter instance sounds kind of likely. Argues with wife, accidentally kills her, then goes kind of nuts. He has no way out of this that he can see, and hey, maybe he really loved her. He can't see any future for the kid without either of them, so after spending a day to work up the courage he kills the kid, then after another day he offs himself. He probably saw it as mercy or something.
Again, this stuff happens all the time. This time it just happened to be a minor celebrity I've never heard of. Knowing nothing at all about him other than his profession, I'm really not that surprised. |
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Waffen

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:40 pm |
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he could have just been giving his wife a hug and didn't know his own strength and accidentally crushed her like a grape.
then, like you said, riddled with guilt kills the kid a day later then pumps a bunch of iron and does his last rep and then hangs himself. _________________ PSN Online ID: SylentButDeadly |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:47 pm |
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| Waffen wrote: |
hmm
murdering innocent people = evil
mmkay? |
If only it were that simple... |
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FortNinety

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: New York, New York
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:15 pm |
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| boojiboy7 wrote: |
| Regardless of who Benoit was, usually when a person does this it isn't out of being "evil" but more usually out of being insane for some reason or another. |
Basically, you have to have to be insane to want to be a pro wrestler in the first place. See: Beyond the Mat and Wrestling with Shadows, two excellent documentaries that you don't have to be a wrestling fan to enjoy. In fact, having no previous knowledge of wrestling in some ways might enhance the movies. _________________
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Waffen

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:16 pm |
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| boojiboy7 wrote: |
| Waffen wrote: |
hmm
murdering innocent people = evil
mmkay? |
If only it were that simple... |
not really.
I'm sure theres been some mental retards that've killed people but the guy we're talking about was a famous professional wrestler living in a $900,000 mansion.
it was evil. his wasn't some "poor guy with mental problems so it wasn't his fault". _________________ PSN Online ID: SylentButDeadly |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:16 pm |
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Fort90: Yeah, I can see that. It is a very weird world to be involved in. But even as such, Benoit seemed almost sane for a wrestler.
Waffen: Saying a person is insane is not saying he is blameless. In fact, in my mind it tneds to imply a degree of blame, as he didn't get thinks taken care of before it became a problem.
To say that he is evil simply because he is rich and killed people is just stupid.
To say that someone who murders someone who is innocent is evil is also quite problematic. Look at any war. |
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parkbench

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:13 pm |
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The evillitude is only muddled by the fact that it's done under orders in a war. So, innocent people dying in a bombing in Baghdad or what have you is evil but not as simple as a man with a revolver; it's layered evillitude; evil with buffers and layers to make it socially acceptable. _________________ metafilter vs. youtube comments |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:18 pm |
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| parkbench wrote: |
| The evillitude is only muddled by the fact that it's done under orders in a war. So, innocent people dying in a bombing in Baghdad or what have you is evil but not as simple as a man with a revolver; it's layered evillitude; evil with buffers and layers to make it socially acceptable. |
act may be evil (not to say i completely agree with you here, but yeah) but that does not make the perosn doing it neccessarily evil. |
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Waffen

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:30 pm |
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I think a guy stuffing a revolver in his wife's/kid's/mother's mouth and looking them in the eye and pulling the trigger is more evil than a guy 20,000 feet in the air wearing a flight suit flipping a switch thinking he's dropping bombs on an anthrax factory.
maybe his commanders are evil because they knew the intended target was close to civilians but as a whole I don't think our military makes a habit out of wasting billions of dollars of weaponry just to kill innocent, albiet worthless civilians. _________________ PSN Online ID: SylentButDeadly |
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taidan
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:34 pm |
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| Endless wrote: |
Recently I went to a friend's house to watch Wrestlemania, and even though we all knew it was fake and staged you can still yell all you want for your favorite character.
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That's exactly why I used to watch wrestling back in the day.
I wasn't trying to imply that a large majority of viewers still believed in it; everyone knows what they're getting into when they watch it. I just don't know enough about wrestling to know if other situations have blatantly disrupted their stories like this and how they might have been handled. |
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