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Daphaknee
a whole shitload of class
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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 Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:22 am Post subject: Drunken Purchases |
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Fuck i went to Wal Mart intoxicated and came out with 2 power strips, a copy of predator, mommy dearest and THE TAMAGOTCHI GAME for the wii
whats the dumbest shit you've bought while fucked up?
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:22 am |
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| Alcohol. |
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Daphaknee
a whole shitload of class
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:25 am |
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why would you post the most boring thing you could think of HSB. jesus
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shrugtheironteacup
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:37 am |
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PREDATOR is never a dumb purchase.
Ever.
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Daphaknee
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:40 am |
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seriously i hope he uses scenes from it for his presidential campaign
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scratchmonkey
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:52 am |
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I would vote for Commando instead; however, you really can't go wrong with Predator.
"Stick around." |
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Daphaknee
a whole shitload of class
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:53 am |
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THIS IS A FUCKING BOARD GAME I AM SHAKING HANDS WITH THE POPULACE I AM GOING TO BE GOVERNOR OF TAMAGOTCHI LAND
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Monochrome
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Location: California
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:19 am Post subject: Re: Drunken Purchases |
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| Daphaknee wrote: |
| THE TAMAGOTCHI GAME for the wii |
please elaborate, I thought the last Tamagotchi product was made circa summer 2000 |
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Daphaknee
a whole shitload of class
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:20 pm |
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the tamagotchi game is some kind of board game that you walk around town and play mini games to get the people to like you so you can be governor, the mini games are simpler (i know its hard) than mario party it seems, and the graphics are totally parappa the rapper esque
EXCUSE ME FOR NOT HAVING TECHNICAL TERMS I AM NO JOURNALIST
god but seriously im really scared the camera keeps zooming around and they put a lot of work into this game, it seems the only way to unlock ANYTHING is to play this stupid fucking governor board game ugh ugh ugh
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Endless
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:26 pm |
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When I get drunk I usually buy pot. And when I'm high well... fuck, vice versa plus tortilla chips.
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slipstream
hates LOTR films
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:28 am |
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| Daphaknee wrote: |
| seriously i hope he uses scenes from it for his presidential campaign |
Arnold can't run for president
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Focus
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:06 am |
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the best and only drunk purchase i made was on a limited 7" vinyl of 60 and it was only 15 dollars and of a person i truly admire.
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Gironika
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:06 pm |
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| slipstream wrote: |
| Daphaknee wrote: |
| seriously i hope he uses scenes from it for his presidential campaign |
Arnold can't (yet) run for president |
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Takashi
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SplashBeats
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:34 pm |
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| There's always Jesse Ventura. |
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boojiboy7
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Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:43 pm |
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| SplashBeats wrote: |
| There's always Jesse Ventura. |
Joe di you buy Jesse when you were dwunk? |
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google
Joined: 08 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:21 pm |
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Do you know what I want to know?
What kind of state were you in, to think,
"Fuck, im drunk, I really fancy DRIVING to Wal Mart"?
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Teflon
Joined: 11 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:44 pm |
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An Xbox 360 and the limited edition of Oblivion because I decided I simply had to play it, now.
Oh god the crushing debt. |
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Daphaknee
a whole shitload of class
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:55 pm |
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| google wrote: |
Do you know what I want to know?
What kind of state were you in, to think,
"Fuck, im drunk, I really fancy DRIVING to Wal Mart"? |
i dont drive becuase i have tourettes and i will crash into everything if i ever got behind the wheel of a car
my sober friend picked me up and we went to walmart i left my drunk boyfriend at home
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Daphaknee
a whole shitload of class
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:56 pm |
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| Teflon wrote: |
An Xbox 360 and the limited edition of Oblivion because I decided I simply had to play it, now.
Oh god the crushing debt. |
GET
THE
FUCKING
EXPANSION
SHIVERING
ISLES OH GOD SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD
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google
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| Daphaknee wrote: |
i dont drive becuase i have tourettes and i will crash into everything if i ever got behind the wheel of a car
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What a fucking terrible excuse.
Tim Howard, Goalkeeper of Everton Football team has tourettes, and he manages to keep all the goals out.
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Teflon
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:21 pm |
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| Daphaknee wrote: |
| Teflon wrote: |
An Xbox 360 and the limited edition of Oblivion because I decided I simply had to play it, now.
Oh god the crushing debt. |
GET
THE
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EXPANSION
SHIVERING
ISLES OH GOD SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD |
Well okay if you're all capslock about it I guess. |
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Daphaknee
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:09 pm |
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| google wrote: |
Tim Howard, Goalkeeper of Everton Football team has tourettes, and he manages to keep all the goals out. |
dude i could keep all the goals out but i still cant drive a fucking car, they're terrifying
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google
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:15 pm |
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| Daphaknee wrote: |
| google wrote: |
Tim Howard, Goalkeeper of Everton Football team has tourettes, and he manages to keep all the goals out. |
dude i could keep all the goals out but i still cant drive a fucking car, they're terrifying |
Alright, fair point.
I'll sort you out a trial for Everton, OK?
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haircute
heteronormative jerk
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:08 pm |
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Days of Memories.
Doki Doki Majo Whatever.
Booze.
A condom from a bar bathroom.
Two huge bags of Funyuns that made me throw up.
Days of Memories actually ended up being a good purchase. We'll see about Doki Doki...
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The Blueberry Hill
Joined: 12 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:55 am |
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lol your mum.
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rabite gets whacked!
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:02 pm |
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Extra copy of Ogre Battle on ebay when I meant to be buying Tactics Ogre.
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Toto
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:13 pm |
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| google wrote: |
| Daphaknee wrote: |
i dont drive becuase i have tourettes and i will crash into everything if i ever got behind the wheel of a car
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What a fucking terrible excuse.
Tim Howard, Goalkeeper of Everton Football team has tourettes, and he manages to keep all the goals out. |
NO
FUCKING
WAY
I did not know that. |
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rf
Joined: 14 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:13 pm |
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| Daphaknee wrote: |
| i have tourettes |
Whoa, so do I. Thankfully it's mostly calmed down these days and doesn't prevent me from driving--it just manifests in some harmless finger/neck twitching tics. The worst (slash most awesome) part was a squeaking noise that really annoyed my classmates in fifth grade, and which to this day I haven't encountered anyone else who can reproduce. I got prescribed Risperdal after that, which sucked. (A little while ago, I looked Risperdal up on wikipedia, and damn the side effects are bizarre! It can cause both sexes to grow breasts, apparently, and also cause nausea at moments of extreme pleasure like orgasm. Thankfully neither of these happened to me.)
Re: earlier posts--Tourettes really calms down for some people during adolescence, while it doesn't for others. Also, a lot of people are able to execute precise physical tasks despite their Tourettes for the very reason that those tasks are so precise, since intense focus often subdues tics. Oliver Sacks has this famous piece about a surgeon with Tourettes whose tics go away during surgery because he's completely focused on the task.
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SplashBeats
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:31 pm |
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| boojiboy7 wrote: |
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| There's always Jesse Ventura. |
Joe di you buy Jesse when you were dwunk? |
He was delicious. |
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google
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:53 pm |
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| rf wrote: |
Re: earlier posts--Tourettes really calms down for some people during adolescence, while it doesn't for others. Also, a lot of people are able to execute precise physical tasks despite their Tourettes for the very reason that those tasks are so precise, since intense focus often subdues tics. Oliver Sacks has this famous piece about a surgeon with Tourettes whose tics go away during surgery because he's completely focused on the task. |
So what you're saying is:
Tim Howard is somehow a super goalkeeper becuase of his Tourettes!
Thats pretty fucking awesome
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rf
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| Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:34 am |
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Err, not really. More "his Tourettes hinders him in goalkeeping less than in other, less hardcore activities."
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google
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| rf wrote: |
| Err, not really. More "his Tourettes hinders him in goalkeeping less than in other, less hardcore activities." |
Sarcasm is wasted here.
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Daphaknee
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:39 am |
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its been getting a lot better as i get older, when i was young i used to hit my crotch alot! and make beeping sounds oh man
now i just wiggle around and try to incorporate it into everyday things, my not driving becuase of tourettes was a joke, im just terrified of cars, maybe someday i will get behind the wheel oh god oh god
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Daphaknee
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:40 am |
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NEW PURCHASE: BULLSHIT FAMICLONE THAT DOESNT WORK
FUCK FUCK
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Waffen
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:23 pm |
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driving is fun.
stop being a pussy.
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Daphaknee
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:00 pm |
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when it comes to driving i am a tired giant gaping vag
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