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Hudson Says Act Zero Was Shit

 
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v84j3gs2uc7ns4



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:56 am    Post subject: Hudson Says Act Zero Was Shit    Reply with quote



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:58 am        Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:29 am        Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:52 am        Reply with quote

Haha Toll I approve of your youtube comments
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:00 am        Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:12 am        Reply with quote

we like to sit around the office drinking luke warm heineken while filming each other in alternating color/bw CRAZY FUCKING angle shots

im pretty sure TDS could take every lame fucker in that room

edit: someone get a person with a really big hand to slap the jerk eating the honeycomb and then also drop kick his effete accomplice

another edit way later: i meant BIG not BAG
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:38 am        Reply with quote

haircute wrote:
we like to sit around the office drinking luke warm heineken while filming each other in alternating color/bw CRAZY FUCKING angle shots


You make it sound like the average FFdog / K3 is any different!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:56 am        Reply with quote

I'm pleased that these fellows have such a non-existent workload.

I hope they don't get payed much.
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haircute
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:59 am        Reply with quote

Balzac wrote:
haircute wrote:
we like to sit around the office drinking luke warm heineken while filming each other in alternating color/bw CRAZY FUCKING angle shots


You make it sound like the average FFdog / K3 is any different!


Well, I've never seen any of those things!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:01 am        Reply with quote

Ging wrote:
I'm pleased that these fellows have such a non-existent workload.

I hope they don't get payed much.

These are PR and marketing peeps. This is their workload.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:07 am        Reply with quote

Yes. That's good. I'd rather they have as little to do with anything as possible.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:08 am        Reply with quote

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Balzac



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:33 am        Reply with quote

haircute wrote:
Balzac wrote:
haircute wrote:
we like to sit around the office drinking luke warm heineken while filming each other in alternating color/bw CRAZY FUCKING angle shots


You make it sound like the average FFdog / K3 is any different!


Well, I've never seen any of those things!


My point is that in a video featuring poorly rendered south park impressions, mspaint photoshops, and a fat man spewing honey-flavored cereal, the fucking cinematography probably wasn't at the forefront of their artistic consciousness.

That space was clearly reserved for the toilet scene.

I thought it was cute, some shitty humor aside. Probably something they did during a slow day at the office after finalizing the newest batch of print ads or something.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:36 am        Reply with quote

I enjoyed the part where they were playing bomberman on the 360.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:12 am        Reply with quote


Only if you say this after it's completely bombed and won't sell at $10. Up until then you need to say it's a rebirth of the franchise, and the perfect multiplayer experience on xbox live. Sell the snitzel!

Talking to PR people is a surreal experience, especially when they're giving you the same 'sincere' pitch they've peddled twenty times already. Spending a day of that is the most mind-numbing experience ever.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:26 am        Reply with quote

Seriously considering frontpaging this.

Simon Belmont! Edit your first post to have more... something!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:27 am        Reply with quote

Mister Toups wrote:
Seriously considering frontpaging this.

Simon Belmont! Edit your first post to have more... something!


It is a brave new world.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:23 am        Reply with quote



That dapper lad on the far right looks like Bill Donahue.

Man, I'm still waiting for The Cleansing™
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But Gamepro gave us our most powerful weapon - PROTIPS
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:06 am        Reply with quote

TOLLMASTAH, I am 100% behind this plan.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:40 am        Reply with quote

Greg Off! Woo!

They had better put a Act Zero Bomberman if they're going to have a Pirate Bomberman. Fuckers.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:40 am        Reply with quote

Sega did it better.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:08 am        Reply with quote

This was kinda painful to watch.

"So, you know, that's pretty much it. That's what goes into making a videogame. ...Or, so we think!"

Recap: Our last idea was shitty and everyone hated it. So the next one is a team-effort with Japanese developers. It's basically gonna be a rehash of the old stuff, but that's cool because we obviously can't think of anything better ourselves. We're not going to show you more than ten seconds of the new game, but please make feeble attempts at enjoying ten minutes of really bad acting and hammy jokes. We also admit to using payola on game magazines as a marketing tool. Yeah! So, you know, that's pretty much it. That's what goes into making a videogame. ...Or, so we think!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:04 pm        Reply with quote

Worse than Deadly Towers? That's saying alot.

At least Milon's had nice "dark castle with background thunder" boxart. Also Milon's had those weird musical note rooms.
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