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v84j3gs2uc7ns4
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:56 am Post subject: Hudson Says Act Zero Was Shit |
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Last edited by v84j3gs2uc7ns4 on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:30 pm; edited 3 times in total |
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v84j3gs2uc7ns4
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:58 am |
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Pijaibros

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Casino Night Zone
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:29 am |
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Front page material _________________
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Mikey

Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Location: selectbutton.net, duh
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:52 am |
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| Haha Toll I approve of your youtube comments |
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v84j3gs2uc7ns4
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:00 am |
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haircute heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Topeka, KS
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:12 am |
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we like to sit around the office drinking luke warm heineken while filming each other in alternating color/bw CRAZY FUCKING angle shots
im pretty sure TDS could take every lame fucker in that room
edit: someone get a person with a really big hand to slap the jerk eating the honeycomb and then also drop kick his effete accomplice
another edit way later: i meant BIG not BAG _________________ Get Wild and Tough!
Last edited by haircute on Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:58 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Balzac

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:38 am |
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| haircute wrote: |
| we like to sit around the office drinking luke warm heineken while filming each other in alternating color/bw CRAZY FUCKING angle shots |
You make it sound like the average FFdog / K3 is any different! _________________
It wasn't homoerotic, but a girl did ask me how much metamphetamines cost, and if they were a powerup in any of the Super Mario Land games. |
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Gin banned

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: YOU ARE THE FUTURE
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:56 am |
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I'm pleased that these fellows have such a non-existent workload.
I hope they don't get payed much. |
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haircute heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Topeka, KS
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:59 am |
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| Balzac wrote: |
| haircute wrote: |
| we like to sit around the office drinking luke warm heineken while filming each other in alternating color/bw CRAZY FUCKING angle shots |
You make it sound like the average FFdog / K3 is any different! |
Well, I've never seen any of those things! _________________ Get Wild and Tough! |
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Aaron

Joined: 07 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:01 am |
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| Ging wrote: |
I'm pleased that these fellows have such a non-existent workload.
I hope they don't get payed much. |
These are PR and marketing peeps. This is their workload. |
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Gin banned

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: YOU ARE THE FUTURE
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:07 am |
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| Yes. That's good. I'd rather they have as little to do with anything as possible. |
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v84j3gs2uc7ns4
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:08 am |
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Balzac

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:33 am |
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| haircute wrote: |
| Balzac wrote: |
| haircute wrote: |
| we like to sit around the office drinking luke warm heineken while filming each other in alternating color/bw CRAZY FUCKING angle shots |
You make it sound like the average FFdog / K3 is any different! |
Well, I've never seen any of those things! |
My point is that in a video featuring poorly rendered south park impressions, mspaint photoshops, and a fat man spewing honey-flavored cereal, the fucking cinematography probably wasn't at the forefront of their artistic consciousness.
That space was clearly reserved for the toilet scene.
I thought it was cute, some shitty humor aside. Probably something they did during a slow day at the office after finalizing the newest batch of print ads or something. _________________
It wasn't homoerotic, but a girl did ask me how much metamphetamines cost, and if they were a powerup in any of the Super Mario Land games. |
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Touran

Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: New York
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:36 am |
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I enjoyed the part where they were playing bomberman on the 360. _________________ Man, I'm sorry. |
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Aaron

Joined: 07 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:12 am |
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Only if you say this after it's completely bombed and won't sell at $10. Up until then you need to say it's a rebirth of the franchise, and the perfect multiplayer experience on xbox live. Sell the snitzel!
Talking to PR people is a surreal experience, especially when they're giving you the same 'sincere' pitch they've peddled twenty times already. Spending a day of that is the most mind-numbing experience ever. |
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Toups tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Location: Ebon Keep
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:26 am |
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Seriously considering frontpaging this.
Simon Belmont! Edit your first post to have more... something! _________________
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Touran

Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: New York
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:27 am |
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| Mister Toups wrote: |
Seriously considering frontpaging this.
Simon Belmont! Edit your first post to have more... something! |
It is a brave new world. _________________ Man, I'm sorry. |
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Balzac

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:23 am |
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That dapper lad on the far right looks like Bill Donahue.
Man, I'm still waiting for The Cleansing™ _________________
It wasn't homoerotic, but a girl did ask me how much metamphetamines cost, and if they were a powerup in any of the Super Mario Land games. |
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v84j3gs2uc7ns4
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:27 am |
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Mikey

Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Location: selectbutton.net, duh
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:29 am |
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| But Gamepro gave us our most powerful weapon - PROTIPS |
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v84j3gs2uc7ns4
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:54 am |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:06 am |
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| TOLLMASTAH, I am 100% behind this plan. |
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DonMarco graphics fucker
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:40 am |
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Greg Off! Woo!
They had better put a Act Zero Bomberman if they're going to have a Pirate Bomberman. Fuckers. _________________ Still alive. |
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Teflon

Joined: 11 Jan 2007
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:40 am |
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| Sega did it better. |
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psiga saudade

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:08 am |
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This was kinda painful to watch.
"So, you know, that's pretty much it. That's what goes into making a videogame. ...Or, so we think!"
Recap: Our last idea was shitty and everyone hated it. So the next one is a team-effort with Japanese developers. It's basically gonna be a rehash of the old stuff, but that's cool because we obviously can't think of anything better ourselves. We're not going to show you more than ten seconds of the new game, but please make feeble attempts at enjoying ten minutes of really bad acting and hammy jokes. We also admit to using payola on game magazines as a marketing tool. Yeah! So, you know, that's pretty much it. That's what goes into making a videogame. ...Or, so we think! _________________
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v84j3gs2uc7ns4
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:07 pm |
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Pijaibros

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Casino Night Zone
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:04 pm |
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Worse than Deadly Towers? That's saying alot.
At least Milon's had nice "dark castle with background thunder" boxart. Also Milon's had those weird musical note rooms. _________________
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Iacus

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Stockholm
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