This show, about fat kids...and Shaq

google · Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC

It was fucking awesome.

So I was sitting on my sofa last night, drinking a glass of 2% Chocolate Milk (160 calories per 250ml, yo!) and eating a handful of Jelly Beans (170 calories per 17 beans, yo!) and flicking through the channels.

I stumbled across a show with 6 really fucking fat kids doing exercising.

So this amused me, and I kept watching.

These 250+ lb 14 year olds, were on their hands and knees, doing some sort of crab walk or something. As someone who has been involved in competitve sports and exericse since I was 6 years old, I've never, ever, encountered such bullshit from kids.

They were crying, bitching, pretending they were having heart attacks, and basically acting like cunts.

So then, Im smiling, and watching, and guess who appears.

Yes.

Shaq!

The show is fucking perfect.

It has everything going for it.

Fucked up America

Fat kids.

Shit parents.

Shaq.

Is anyone else watching this?
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Touran · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: New York

I watched an episode. I laughed at a few things.

Then I felt terrible and saddened by humanity.
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Man, I'm sorry.

google · Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC

Focus · Joined: 04 Dec 2006

I saw a bit of this on The Daily Show, maybe a week ago. They go on about the premise, then flashback to Shaq doing a Burger King commercial where he spurts, "Gimme a WHOPPER!" and he has that big dumb ol' Shaq smile going on.
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fffff

RobotRocker · Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:13 pm

We had this a couple of months ago except with Ian Wright Wright Wright and a bunch of whiny ass fat kids. Best part was when one of them was told he could be dead by age 21 after a fitness test and pulled a major strop when his mother started bawling her eyes out.

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT3XDavJm7Y
Charlie Brooker disects it for your pleasure 2:42 in.
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google · Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC

There was this girl last night, that after 2 minutes of exercise had a huge fucking fit, and had to be wheeled out on a fucking ambulance stretcher.
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Endless · Joined: 31 Jan 2007

Shaq had his own burger for like 6 months back in... 2002? They advertised it using the theme from Shaft.
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Ebrey · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles

Man I could be working on this show this week! I got a call to be a temporary Production Assistant, but I had already made plans to come home for a week. Wishing I was by Shaq's side UITB.

google · Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC