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Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:17 pm Post subject: This show, about fat kids...and Shaq |
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It was fucking awesome.
So I was sitting on my sofa last night, drinking a glass of 2% Chocolate Milk (160 calories per 250ml, yo!) and eating a handful of Jelly Beans (170 calories per 17 beans, yo!) and flicking through the channels.
I stumbled across a show with 6 really fucking fat kids doing exercising.
So this amused me, and I kept watching.
These 250+ lb 14 year olds, were on their hands and knees, doing some sort of crab walk or something. As someone who has been involved in competitve sports and exericse since I was 6 years old, I've never, ever, encountered such bullshit from kids.
They were crying, bitching, pretending they were having heart attacks, and basically acting like cunts.
So then, Im smiling, and watching, and guess who appears.
Yes.
Shaq!
The show is fucking perfect.
It has everything going for it.
Fucked up America
Fat kids.
Shit parents.
Shaq.
Is anyone else watching this? _________________
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:05 pm |
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| Touran wrote: |
I watched an episode. I laughed at a few things.
Then I felt terrible and saddened by humanity. |
What makes me laugh is the editing.
[close up of fat kid eating pizza]
[quick shot of the kids gut while running]
[back to pizza] _________________
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:21 pm |
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There was this girl last night, that after 2 minutes of exercise had a huge fucking fit, and had to be wheeled out on a fucking ambulance stretcher. _________________
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:11 pm |
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| Ebrey wrote: |
| Man I could be working on this show this week! I got a call to be a temporary Production Assistant, but I had already made plans to come home for a week. Wishing I was by Shaq's side UITB. |
Seriously, the big man was nearly crying.
You could give him a tissue and everything!
"Dont cry Shaq, you're helping these kids, yo!" _________________
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