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Churippu
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:17 pm    Post subject: Rose & Camellia    Reply with quote



Here's an inscrutable, but highly excellent flash game from Japan: Rose & Camellia, which can best be described as a bunch of women slapping each other to classical music. Seems to be made some of the people responsible for last year's excellent la mulana.

As for why these Victorian women have gotten into a slap-fest, star poster Broco explains:

The plot, according to the text below the game, is that the player girl is a commoner who marries into a noble family. One day after the marriage, her new husband breathes his last -- but the pampered harpies running the House refuse to give this low-blood the honor that is her due. There is only one way to resolve the matter!


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Broco



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:34 pm        Reply with quote

What is this doing in the Axe? Force Feedback this shit!
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Broco



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:50 pm        Reply with quote

Fuck, the final boss is the Mike Tyson of dainty slapping.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:10 pm        Reply with quote

This game is fantastic!

FATAL KO!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:15 pm        Reply with quote

Aw fuck, that final boss PUNCHED me dead in the face >.>

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:15 pm        Reply with quote

Totally needs a DS port.

Also, I suck at this game. Is there any way to make it less likely to have the bitches evade?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:16 pm        Reply with quote

I request a multiplayer version of Camella Rose.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:16 pm        Reply with quote

negativedge wrote:
Totally needs a Wii port.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:18 pm        Reply with quote

Good points from the both of you.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:18 pm        Reply with quote

Seriously I can barely beat the first girl on medium difficulty. Fucking video games.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:20 pm        Reply with quote

The meter at the top left indicates who has the slapping initiative. While it's moving left, only you can attack; while it's moving right, the enemy attacks but you get to counterslap after successful evades.

The only really important thing is to always prepare to evade as soon as the meter on the top left touches the left. To evade just trace perfectly horizontally back to the location of the attack icon. Then as soon as the counter icon appears counterslap by drawing a straight line through the enemy's face. The stun of the counterslap will usually prevent the enemy from slapping again until you regain the initiative.

I don't believe the shape of your trace affects the quality of the slap; whether it's a normal, critical or miss seems random. So just draw straight lines since that's fastest.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:12 am        Reply with quote

green red

I'm losing on the easiest setting.


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Churippu
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:12 am        Reply with quote

Hey man if Toups thinks this deserves to be front page news let him go for it!

Also I think it is funny because the first time I played this I was totally like "I wish this was a DS game :("
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:19 am        Reply with quote

Broco wrote:
negativedge wrote:
Totally needs a Wii port.


Actually, wouldn't it be doable with the Wii's browser?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:35 am        Reply with quote

GOTY
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:32 am        Reply with quote

Mikey wrote:
Broco wrote:
negativedge wrote:
Totally needs a Wii port.


Actually, wouldn't it be doable with the Wii's browser?


OH SHI-
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:01 am        Reply with quote

That last boss is really hard : (
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:38 am        Reply with quote

link doesn't work :(
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Churippu
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:42 am        Reply with quote

Works here :(

this site also has a game called DEATH VILLAGE I am trying it out RIGHT NOW!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:37 am        Reply with quote

rose & camellia and death village are both pretty great

these people used to be gr3 project, who made la-mulana, by the way
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:07 am        Reply with quote

=D !!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:01 am        Reply with quote

holy shit fit she bullet time dodges my slap this old bat

im gonna get her
imf ucking taking off my white silk glove right now motherfucker
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Toups
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:47 pm        Reply with quote

So does anyone know what this game is actually called?
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Churippu
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:07 pm        Reply with quote

Mister Toups wrote:
So does anyone know what this game is actually called?


Rose Camellia
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Broco



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:28 pm        Reply with quote

Rose & Camellia, actually.

The plot, according to the text below the game, is that the player girl is a commoner who marries into a noble family. One day after the marriage, her new husband breathes his last -- but the pampered harpies running the House refuse to give this low-blood the honor that is her due. There is only one way to resolve the matter!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:10 pm        Reply with quote

Broco wrote:
I don't believe the shape of your trace affects the quality of the slap; whether it's a normal, critical or miss seems random. So just draw straight lines since that's fastest.


It's where the cursor connects with the face that makes it a normal or critical hit. Each girl you slap has a different area where a fast enough cursor to register a hit will make it CRITICAL. The maid has it just under her chin, for example. And I believe the further away you are from the spot the more likely you get a miss.

Except that I couldn't find it with the old hag or the FINAL BATTLE. And yes, she's a bitch. Miss a counter and you will get countered. Throw a slap too high, get countered.

I just want to curl up in a corner than meet her again.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:34 pm        Reply with quote

The maid was really creepy, what with the wall crawling. Please tell me an online multiplayer version is in the works.

Also, I want to marry Player Character.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:56 am        Reply with quote

Wow, awesome. And I just happen to be watching Rose of Versailles.

Playing in easy, I got to whom I think must be the final boss, the one with the dramatic intro. But I couldn't beat her.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:00 am        Reply with quote

Broco wrote:
negativedge wrote:
Totally needs a Wii port.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:39 am        Reply with quote

Yeah I just beat her cheek on difficulty level 3.



Ahh the satisfaction of being in charge.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:36 am        Reply with quote

Dammit, I still can't beat her cheek! How the fuck does her face turtle up like that???

EDIT: Take that, you fat turtling ho!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:41 am        Reply with quote

Oh god, this game has restored my faith in all gaming.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:19 am        Reply with quote

Kotaku broke this game...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:26 pm        Reply with quote

What's missing from this game is the option to turn the wedding ring around and slap with the diamond.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:23 pm        Reply with quote

Damn! I have to set the speed for my trackball a bit up to be able to evade faster!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:40 pm        Reply with quote

oh man i twas SO CLOSE to working on the wii, but since i couldnt see the COUNTER ATTACK buttons i just kept getting my ass slapped
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:37 am        Reply with quote

Oh, this game. Ha ha ha! Chupiler showed me this earlier today. Hilarious! Oh and I highly doubt this will be on the Wii or DS for that matter.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:42 pm        Reply with quote

Apparently if you beat this on level 5, you get to sign up to be a play-tester for their upcoming games or something...?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:44 pm        Reply with quote

I beat it on level 3 and I got that playtester popup.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:56 am        Reply with quote

I found this game to be really easy on a tablet :3
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