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nothingxs
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:48 pm    Post subject: Are you a psychopath?    Reply with quote

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man who she did not know. She thought he was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream partner so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:50 pm        Reply with quote

To meet another man, silly!

edit: Or the same man, I guess. At another funeral.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:51 pm        Reply with quote

videogame violence
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:53 pm        Reply with quote

jealous of her sister's sf2 skills
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nothingxs
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:53 pm        Reply with quote

The Troops wrote:
To meet another man, silly!

edit: Or the same man, I guess. At another funeral.


goddamned fucking psycho

get out of my forums ! ! !
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haze
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:57 pm        Reply with quote

Troops is the wolf!

/me troops
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:58 pm        Reply with quote

The Troops wrote:
To meet another man, silly!

edit: Or the same man, I guess. At another funeral.


You spoiled it.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:59 pm        Reply with quote

Shouldn't she have killed someone from her mother's circle of friends instead? Why would this man she's never met show up to mourn her sister. Aunt would have been a better choice.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:03 pm        Reply with quote

extrabastardformula wrote:
Shouldn't she have killed someone from her mother's circle of friends instead? Why would this man she's never met show up to mourn her sister. Aunt would have been a better choice.

I think the alternate is that he is a detective, maybe?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:26 pm        Reply with quote

Worm wrote:
extrabastardformula wrote:
Shouldn't she have killed someone from her mother's circle of friends instead? Why would this man she's never met show up to mourn her sister. Aunt would have been a better choice.

I think the alternate is that he is a detective, maybe?

He could be an undertaker. Or the priest.


Then again... It could be her long lost brother, that she's never met and now she's, unknowingly, heading towards an forbidden relationship!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:47 am    Post subject: Re: Are you a psychopath?    Reply with quote

nothingxs wrote:
What was her motive for killing her sister?

Because Kraft Macaroni and Cheese wasn't as cheesy as it was made out to be.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:50 am        Reply with quote

to get to the "other side"?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:09 am        Reply with quote

Some people just need themselves some killin'
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:41 pm        Reply with quote

She somehow found out that her sister was dating the man.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:15 pm        Reply with quote

extrabastardformula wrote:
Some people just need themselves some killin'

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dessgeega
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:47 pm        Reply with quote

The Troops wrote:
To meet another man, silly!

edit: Or the same man, I guess. At another funeral.


lateral thinking puzzles are pretty dumb.

EDIT: someone died in a room with a puddle on the floor what happened
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:50 pm        Reply with quote

dessgeega wrote:
The Troops wrote:
To meet another man, silly!

edit: Or the same man, I guess. At another funeral.


lateral thinking puzzles are pretty dumb.

EDIT: someone died in a room with a puddle on the floor what happened


They wet themselves upon dying?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:53 pm        Reply with quote

You're stuck in a room with a piece of paper, and there are no doors or windows, how do you get out?

Tear the paper in half.
Two halves make a whole.
Climb through the hole and you're out.

Or give yourself a paper cut and bleed to death, whatever.
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dessgeega
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:56 pm        Reply with quote

shrugtheironteacup wrote:
dessgeega wrote:
lateral thinking puzzles are pretty dumb.

EDIT: someone died in a room with a puddle on the floor what happened


They wet themselves upon dying?


obviously the person is really short and drowned after melting a giant ice cube with heat vision
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ApM



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:43 pm        Reply with quote

dessgeega that gives me an idea for an adventure game

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:44 pm        Reply with quote

dessgeega wrote:
someone died in a room with a puddle on the floor what happened


Got stabbed with a weapon made out of ice.
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alice
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:15 pm        Reply with quote

She got pissed at the inconclusive last season of a certain hong kong action series and killed her sister to play out her favourite TV show.

Amirite?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:29 am        Reply with quote

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Faithless
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:34 am        Reply with quote

Who needs a reason to kill? I don't understand this question.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:18 am        Reply with quote

Faithless wrote:
Who needs a reason to kill? I don't understand this question.

Reports are coming in that last weekend you publicly fucked Solid Snake in the ass with an empty beer bottle for several minutes, before donkey punching him while yelling, HOOYAH. Confirm / Deny
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:29 am        Reply with quote

Were you at that party? Weird. I don't remember seeing you there.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:16 am        Reply with quote

Solid Snake wrote:
That bottle was full
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