[Elder Toups]

When I was about 12 I was at my friend Leo's house while his babysitter (probably around 22?) was trying on dresses or something with Leo's mom. He had snuck into the closet just outside his mother's bedroom door and was spying on this babysitter in states of undress. I can't recall exactly how he managed to get in there while I was someplace else, but I tried to sneak in there too but they saw me. I got up and ran out of the house and literally jumped on my bike and rode home without saying a word. It was never mentioned again.

This was a spectacular failure.

[invisibleyogurt]

i did something like that once when i was 10 or 11 at a friend's house, except I got away with it.

i can't really think of any SPECTACULAR failures i've done before, but i'm sure i've done many more than i care to remember.

[Elder Toups]

Obviously I am the only person here who ever spectacularly failed at anything. No wonder I am depressed all the time.

[BalbanesBeoulve]

[EmX]

Secret Annexe's album is pretty good Balbanes.

[PianoMap]

Toups when I was like 8 I used to flash my babysitter. She never came back again after a couple times and I played goofy word games with the next babysitter.

Growing up is a spectacular failure.
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[Elder Toups]

Don't talk bad about my brother, the man has created more than 80-90% of you, I would imagine.

I will kick your asses.

[Intentionally Wrong]

90% of my internet projects are spectacular failures, as well this forum should know, by now.
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[Daphaknee]

i was going to make a eurobeat/house album, but it didnt happen, it was such a good joke album idea too

fail :(
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[Kipple]

I drove 1,369 miles to try and salvage a long distance relationship. It didn't work, and by the time I left to go back I didn't particularly care if it worked out anymore anyway.

Then I drove another 1,369 miles back home again.

This was a spectacular failure. At least when I put it in those terms. There were upsides, too, don't get me wrong. But that's one way of looking at it.
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[brillo]

All of the however many posts I've done here between the lurking. Not saying that in a depressed woe is me way, just that my voice in forum writing is fucking awful.

I've had a lot of spectacular near-failures. In elementary school my mom was about to dig through my porn-laden backpack. Got her attention, told her she couldn't look because I had a present in there for her, and never mentioned anything of it ever again.

I've had a dozen or so "____ The Musical!" ideas that would fail to different extents. Camus The Musical was my favorite.

[evnvnv]

[Elder Toups]

I'm really surprised this thread hasn't taken off. I mean we all have terrible, horrible, embarrassing stories.

[invisibleyogurt]

i've fantasized about making and directing GOD HAND: THE MUSICAL

[Predator Goose]

[Elder Toups]

Wow. I just get deep, deep feelings of profound inadequacy but I don't pass out.

[ccg]

[CubaLibre]

Jurassic Park: The Musical owns all

Do it Lion King-style, with the sort of open suit/prosthetic things

The Velociraptors would be the dancers! OUTTA SIGHT

Spectacular failure: for all four years of college, pretty much every other weekend I would drive two hours up and two hours back to pick up my long-distance girlfriend on Friday, then on Sunday two hours up and two hours back to drop her off again. Then two months before graduation I suddenly break up with her.

WHOOPS
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[Gironika]

I failed getting my university-entrance diploma nearly two times (which would have meant I couldn't have another shot at getting it), though I managed to do so this year - finally. Not a failure then, since I did manage to get it, though some consider (because of wasting 4-5 years) that I did fail ...


A "spectacular" failure then ... would having wasted seven years to get one girl to like me qualify as a spectacular failure (which was "the one and only girl" till now)?



Top Gun: The Musical could be as good as Jurassic park: The Musical, could it? Singing F-14 duelling some MIGs ... wouldn't be as cool as dancing Velocirapters, heh.
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[Daphaknee]

i had a crush on this mormon guy in my german class in highschool and i wanted to write a musical about him becuase his name was keldon and he drove an orange vw and he was MORMON but so cool

i could only figure out two lines for keldon: teh musical though

landkarte means maaaaaaap
keldon knows what landkarte means!

but yeah it failed pretty miserably too
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the internet's

[Gironika]

[Daphaknee]

none of those are three syllable words that fit with the tune!
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the internet's

[shnozlak]

being social online

its weird most nerd types have trouble talking to people but jump in forums and do pretty well. Im the exact opposite. I find real life relations easy and yet I desire to take part in a forum (this forum) or what have you but just never get how its done. I cant be myself online. I fail at internet.
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[Gironika]

[showka]

I had a crush on this girl who lived next door to my best friend.

One year I dressed up as Space Ghost from Space Ghost Coast to Coast for Halloween, which in retrospect is really pretty cool. I looked a lot better than the crappy costume they actually used in Cartoon Planet.

We went over to my friends house and ended up trick or treating with this girl. Somehow the fact I dressed up as Space Ghost made her think so little of me she never talked to me again after that day.

[Elder Toups]

Don't feel too bad, its just millions of years of evolution conspiring to make you feel like shit if a woman won't let you impregnate her. If you think about it, it doesn't really make sense anymore to worry about it.

[CubaLibre]

The thing is, all the most spectacular failures in my life have been me treating women like shit rather than the other way around. So if you need to you can live vicariously through my active misogyny.
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[Daphaknee]

[negativedge]

[Toto]

I failed Physics last semester, by three marks. That's what you get for ignoring 2% weighted quizzes. Tch. If I had taken them seriously, I would have scraped through.

[showka]

[showka]

[Daphaknee]

yeah i watched space ghost back in 95 too, it was a six year long obsession

remember when space ghost would actaully reply to your emails? oh man, pre adult swim days
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[CubaLibre]

I'm pretty sure Adult Swim ruined everything that Adult Swim was good for

That and when Harry Goz died, man, forget about it
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Let's Play, starring me.

[Daphaknee]

aw man, im frowning now
yeah adult swim really was over after he died though
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the internet's

[Laurel Soup]

grad school.
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[Kipple]

On the subject of Adult Swim, Tom Goes To The Mayor was a spectacular failure. But I thought it was great.
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[Rud31]

Arriving late, without flowers or a good excuse to my girlfriend's birthday.
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My Hawt Blog Vita Games

THERE ARE DEFINITELY WORSE VIDEO GAME PODCASTS

[wasted potential]

My LIFE.

:x
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[DaleNixon]

Losing a full college scholarship by failing a physics class that I never went to.
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[GcDiaz]

Brought a girl home, then couldn't perform the deed. The fact that her puss tasted like copper wiring and made me vomit a little probably didn't help.
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Let's bring sexy back!