Take It Sleazy
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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 Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:46 am |
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| Zoo Race wrote: |
One day Hannah the Horse was racing on lots of green grass. Suddenly she noticed that lots of crows had come out. “Look Cain!”, she declared, “The crows have come out to greet us.”, but just then she noticed that the crows were indeed flying overhead, but they also were pooping lots of poop from above. As the noise and stench came from above, she shouted aloud, “Quick everyone!” “Let’s run into this cave over here!”.
Then Hannah noticed that the cave ending was a cliff that dropped down to a deep river far below. Agggh!, she screamed as she fell down. “Oh those nasty crows”, she said aloud. “If I could just be on the moon, then there would be no more crows, because crows don’t live on the moon!”
Hannah’s Moon Trip:
On another day, however, Hannah found herself on a rocket and then afterwards on the moon itself. While on the moon she heard the faint sound of a bird. It was… It was crows! The crows were on the moon! Yes and their crow poop were there also again, but she tried hard to avoid it.
Hannah Prays:
After the race, Hannah asked the Lord about the crows. “Lord? She asked, “Why were the crows on the moon?” “Crows don’t normally live on the moon, right?” Then the Lord God spoke to Hannah the Horse. “HANNAH, said the Lord. I PUT THE CROWS ON THE MOON. DO NOT BE MAD AT THE CROWS, FOR THEY ARE ONLY A SYMBOL OF THE TRIALS AND TESTINGS THAT OCCUR IN YOUR REAL LIFE. YOU MUST OVERCOME ALL THE OBSTACLES THAT LIFE MAY BRING YOUR WAY AND ALSO TRUST IN ME THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY AND YOU WILL BE A BLESSED CREATURE.
And that is exactly what Hannah the Horse did. She trusted and praised the Lord all the days of her life. One more thing Lord, Hannah prayed aloud. Now that the race is finished and we are standing here on the moon, then how shall I get back down to earth again?
Then the Lord God spoke again to Hannah the Horse saying:
DIDN’T YOU SEE THAT’SPACE SHUTTLE THAT I PROVIDED FOR YOU UP ON THE MOON? COM’ON HANNAH! WAKE UP! SO, GET NOAH NOW AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND BOARD THE SPACE SHUTTLE AND BLAST OFF BACK TO THE EARTH, AND OH, ALSO, HAVE A HAPPY AND FUN JOURNEY.
“Yes Lord!” Hannah happily shouted and she quickly obeyed. |
This is genius if contrived and magic if it's real. |
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