[Ben Reed]

To the left is Chang. He stands for unbridled strength, uncontrollable rage, and the ability to digest bits of an iron chain dislodged by his teeth. He embodies the anger that permeates every post I make on these forums, for his anger becomes his strength. He also has a midget for a friend, which I unfortunately do not. I hope to one day MAKE a midget friend, however.

Down below is Kenshiro, who embodies absolute judgment over good and evil. Ken does not suffer Internet idiocy and injustice to persist. He renders a judgment, pokes the issue, and makes it explode. If necessary, he also punches it repeatedly and at high-speed while making stupid noises. All whooping aside, Ken is cold-blooded and precise when he administers whoop-ass analgesic to sores on the body of the Internet. He is businesslike, and he gets things done.

The perfect fusion of hot blood and cold blood, these two represent the essence of Benjamin Reed.
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