[diplo]

tim108: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
a cat
just walked across my balcony
hobbling
i noticed uhhhhhhhhh
he's now missing a leg
and blood was SPURTING out of the stump
wow
wow
wow
he bled on my balcony
that's disgusting
how am i supposed to clean this up?
it's like, blood on STONE
me: i don't believe it
pics now
tim108: im not going to take pics of a drop of blood on concrete
it's boring
i'm not even going to clean it up
i just poured a glass of water over it and it mostly washed away anyway
me: there must have been some feline rage occurring in the streets
tim108: can a cat BITE another cat's leg OFF, though?
i mean, you see cats missing legs all the time
yet you never stop to wonder how that happens
there are like five cats in this neighborhooed
one of them, i'm considering killing
me: no :(
tim108: i want to buy cat food and then put some rat poison in it
no seriously
this cat comes to my window and SCREAMS all night
every night
sounds like someone screaming "HELLOOOOOOO?!?!?!?" while gargling a glass of water
tim108: then he goes to the gravel outside the apartment window and digs for about ten minutes
and then takes a fucking monster shit
which stinks the whole room up :(
mostly it's the defecating that makes me want to kill the cat
though the CONSTANT MEOWING is annoying as well
seriously, the fuckin thing meows for HOURS
with no interruption
me: maybe you could like try to lure it near another cat
and then they would fight to the death
tim108: no i think rat poison is the way to go
me: well ok
tim108: or maybe just a whole bunch of aspirin in cat food?
do i even need to buy rat poison?
me: i don't know
tim108: i dont even have any meat
i would have to buy fuckin cat food to poison this cat
i'm sure it'd eat whatever i gave it
then hopefully it'd die as far from my apartment as possible
i dont want to touch a dead cat
though i guess if it collapsed, like, RIGHT after eating the rat poison
i could pick him up and carry him a couple blocks away and leave him atop some garbage bags or something
this would work best on a night before garbage pickup!!
man why dont i just throw the cat into my garbage and seal it shut?
the garbagemen would just throw it into the garbage truck