[Daphaknee]

dude thats so awesome, it was christophers and booji boys first real earthquake, i love the feeling of jello floor afterwards

it was funny becuase bleak and i are used to them and were like WOOOO RIDE THE WAVES adn booji and cossix were like WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS EVERYTHING MOVING

i remember in 89 when loma prietta hit, i was swimming in the pool and the earthquake caused a wave which knocked me out of the pool it was shaking so hard!

also when i was in shinjuku i was browsing through a snuff/porn shop with very very high walls full of porn and there was a big scary earthquake and man porn fell all over my head
i was covered in porn
it was a very warner bros cartoony moment, except with porn
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[Daphaknee]

open the door so you can stand in the doorway
if your house falls down the doorway will stay put and you will live

unless you're opening your door to leave to go outside where nothing can fall on you

man
theres this huge billboard looming over my house and after the earthquake it was totally swaying ominously
and man if it fell i would be so dead it would fall righ ton the house
i would get killed by a goddamn stupid comcast ad
TOOTHPASTE on the other side
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[Daphaknee]

ive seen fields of doorways in the LA earthquake mess, like if your house is going to fucking fall over a doorway isnt going to save you

i guess its to give people false hope
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[Daphaknee]

yeah people who weren't impressed with this earthquake dont understand how terrifying it gets after like 6.8 or so
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[Daphaknee]

would you say that you have a bleak outlook on life
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